Valentines’ Ideas For Everyone On Your List

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Valentine’s day! A day of love, friendship, and chocolate!

No?

A day of mutual peace, at least?

No?

A day of total embarrassment because you gave the person you hate the wrong impression that you like them because you gave them a card only because you had to give one to everyone?

Nailed it.

It doesn’t have to be that way, though! You don’t have to end up in a wreck, and you don’t have to break your piggy bank to get a card to everyone. I’ve got ideas for everyone on your list, from the person you actually like to the person you can’t stand.

Let’s start with the latter.

For the Person You Loathe

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Option #1. Give ’em a plastic sandwich bag with a few conversation hearts and a typed note that says ”Happy valentine’s day”. Extra credit if the conversation hearts are slightly crushed.

Option #2. Give them a disgusted emoji card.

For Your Friends

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Option #1. Copy the above quote onto a card, tape it to a chocolate bar. Give to your friend.

Option #2. Make them chocolate covered strawberries, give them a simple red heart card. Eat several strawberries while you are making them.

For The Person You Like

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Option #1. Give them a handmade card like the one above.

Option #2. Actually walk up to them, and give them chocolate strawberries. The gesture will be appreciated greatly, trust me.

 

Here’s to a Valentine’s Day of mutual peace! And chocolate!

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